Nasreddin Hoca is a well-known humourist from Anatolia whose stories make people from all nations and all ages laugh. Different sources give different dates about his birth and death, but we can estimate that Hoca lived in 13th century in Centeral Anatolia. He served as an imam, teacher, and a judge to his community. More importantly he was a folk philosopher with a positive and mocking approach to any situation. His intelligence, wit sense of humor, modesty and warm-heartedness actually reflects the characteristics of the people of Anatolia.
“Hoca kavuğu çıkartıp uzatır. Sonra: Mademki, der, İş kavuktadır; Haydi benim düdüğüm, giy de şunu Kendin oku bakalım mektubunu” der.
” Canım, Hoca! Böyle şey olur mu? Ya o haklı ya da bu!
O zaman Hoca karısına döner: "Karı Vallahi sen de haklısın." der.
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KAVUK:
Adamın biri, bir gün elinde eğri büğrü yazılı bir kâğıt getirip, Hoca'dan okumasını ister. Hoca evirir, çevirir fakat okuyamaz. Adam, Hoca’ya, “Bir yazıyı okuyamadın, başındaki kavuğundan utan” deyince,“Hoca kavuğu çıkartıp uzatır. Sonra: Mademki, der, İş kavuktadır; Haydi benim düdüğüm, giy de şunu Kendin oku bakalım mektubunu” der.
YOĞURT GÖLÜ:
Hoca, bir gün gölün kenarında oturur iken adamın biri ne yaptığını sormuş. Hoca da, “Göle yoğurt mayası çalıyorum” demiş. Bunun üzerine adam: “Eh Hoca, ömür adamsın hanı! Göl maya tutar mı? Olur iş mi bu? Gözüm çıksın sende akıl varsa.’ Hoca kızmış: ‘Ben bilmez miyim onu? Elbet tutmaz…Ama ya bir tutarsa?.”HEPSİ HAKLI:
Bir gün Hoca’nın yanına, birbirinden davacı olan iki adam gelir. Hoca önce birini dînler ve “Haklısın” der. Sonra diğerini dinler, ona da “Haklısın” deyince, hanımı oradan atılır:” Canım, Hoca! Böyle şey olur mu? Ya o haklı ya da bu!
O zaman Hoca karısına döner: "Karı Vallahi sen de haklısın." der.
DAMDA:
Hoca, kış hazırlığı için dama çıkmış, kırılan kiremitleri aktarmaktadır. Adamın biri gelip kapıyı çalmış ve Hoca’dan aşağıya inmesini istemiş. Hoca, önemli bir iş herhalde diyerek, oflaya puflaya aşağı inmiş. Adam “Hocam, şu fakire bir sadaka” demiş. Hoca kızmış ama belli etmeden: “Hele yukarı gel benimle biraz; Üst tarafını orada söylersin." Varınca ikisi de nefes nefese dama, Hoca dönmüş adama; Demişki: "Allah versin!.”Nasreddin Hoca Stories!
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